Sunday, 24 June 2012

It's my first time, and I get so nervous!

Hello and 'sup bizzles! Welcome to Febwerret's magical blog of wonderment. How are you all? Mhm mhm... oh really? Well enough about you, it's time for me! I'll start off by changing this boring default font...

Arial? Much better! It's bigger too so it looks like I write more. There's my top tip for the day, use a big font style so to trick teachers into thinking you've done more. You have at least 5 seconds of satisfaction until they smack you in the face because you forgot to take out the citations when you copied and pasted the work from wikipedia.


So bizzles, I'm writing a new blog because I'm mainstream but don't care (that makes me so indie). Let's start off with an FAQ! Nobodies asked me any questions yet so I'll just post questions that my parents ask me.


Q: Why don't you get a job?
A: Because it's too mainstream...YOLO and such.


Hmm.. maybe I should be serious for a brief moment in time.


Q: Oh mighty overlord Febwerret, what should I, your loyal and unworthy subject, expect from this amazing new blog.

A: Well since you addressed me so well I will answer seriously! This blog is where I post my thoughts, my experiences, my ideas and the odd review. Just something for the people out there to enjoy. It won't be formal, I'll do my best with the grammar and I hope you enjoy.

So, since I can't think of another question I'll just start talking about what's on my mind. So I've been playing Skyrim recently because I'm so with the current generation, when I realised something: The Skyrim universe doesn't have the technology ours does, but they have magic spells and all that which is more advanced than we can possibly imagine; yet they seem to be living in a period very far in the past. This is interesting because my theory is that they don't want to advance their technology further than they already have, because they already have the most advanced technology... if that makes sense. "But Febwerret!" I hear you cry, "Maybe they are developing their technology, but we just don't know it!". Well maybe they aren't, but we just don't know it, it's just a theory. Imagine if we had the power of the elements and the unknown, and it gave us the power to scout out food, to cook it and to protect ourselves, would we really need all the technology we have today? Think about it guys, and leave a comment discussing your theorys, I'll make sure to imclude it in the next blog post. Also leave your suggestions for game/film reviews, old or new!

Thanks for reading my first blog, In a shizzle me bizzles!

3 comments:

  1. *le me being a bellend* include*

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    1. Thanks for your input grammar nazi

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    2. Me Gusta this, mysterious febwerret hahaha you and your non mainstream ways ;D x

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